How Not to Flirt
Tuesday, October 4th, 2005DO NOT:
- Pick out someone in a crowded muni stop and stand in front of them while a crowd clears away, revealing you standing there, lined up directly in front of them, staring at them in complete and utter devotion. While this may seem to you like something straight out of a romantic movie or novel, or an amusing story that you could tell your grandchildren some day, I assure you - IT REALLY IS NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS. It is slightly amusing, maybe - but overall just sort of odd.
- Continue staring even after they noticeably jump and seem slightly disturbed.
- When they turn around to look at a map at a wall with the sole purpose of avoiding your gaze more completely, do not, i repeat, DO NOT purposely move in front of their new line of vision AND CONTINUE STARING. Now you are being a scary stalker and said person will just be incredibly releaved when their train comes and you don’t get on it, and hope to god that they never, EVER see you again.